Well, guys and gals...it appears that my muses have decided to take up with the Hollywood Writers' strike.  *shakes fist*  You lousy bastards!  Get your asses back here and help me write this novel!  Yeah, I came up with the most brilliant idea for a book today....something completely different than what I'm writing right now.  I'm so desperately tempted to just scrap my current novel and start over with this new idea.

I won't, because I'm over 13,000 words in now.  This new idea will have to be put on the back burner.  I cannot seem to make the story come together the past day or so.  Nothing seems to want to work....my characters are doing things that they're aren't supposed to, plot lines are crumbling, subplots are emerging out of nowhere.  I think I've slammed my head into the desk in frustration enough times to have permanent brain damage at this point lol.  But I will continue plugging along, I'll write what I can and work my ass off, hoping that my inspiration will return in a few days.   

Oh, and I wanted to express a couple of frustrations that I'm having with WWE right now too.  *gets out the soapbox*  Warning, rant about to start.  Ok, I read on wwe.com today that Chris Masters was released from WWE.  First, I won the pool....lol...we all saw it coming.  He was suspended a few months ago for failing a drug test.  He was suspended again LAST WEEK for failing another drug test.  I think we all saw it coming.  But with the roster as thin as it is right now, mostly because of injuries, you would THINK that our boys could keep themselves out of trouble.  I really like Chris Masters, I think he had a lot of potential and a lot of talent.  TNA probably won't touch him now, because of how many times he's been caught with steroids.....not that I would go back to watching TNA is Masters showed up there anyway.  That is a sacrifice I will only make for a select few *cough*jeffhardy*cough*.  Don't misunderstand me....I'm not angry with WWE...frankly I completely back them up on this one.  I'm tired of my wrestlers getting their hands caught in the cookie jar....enough is enough.  I am officially sending ALLL OF THEM to rehab, effective immediately.  I don't care if they've never failed a test before in their lives...they're still going lol.  And the Drugs are Bad speech from South Park will be piped in 24 hours a day.  Those who have failed tests before will be beaten regularly.  And by the time I'm finished with them, they will learn.......DRUGS ARE BADDDDD!!!  Learn it, live it, love it bitches!  Speaking as a recovering drug addict, I think I know what I'm speaking about.....all of you, to rehab now!

Damn, I actually feel a lot better.  lol.  And somewhere in the middle of all that, I came up with a great idea for my novel.  *shrugs*  So that's good.  Anyway, I'm off to watch the video from Ghost Hunters Live....the part where Elijah Burke screams like a pansy bitch and runs away.  *laughs hysterically*  I always knew he was a complete pansy ass girly man....and I was right. 

Tags: chris masters, elijah burke, ghost hunters, nano wrimo, tna
Current Location: vurking avay
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: The Kill-30 Seconds to Mars

Well my faithful cyber bitches, I have some unfortunate news.  Given recent events, this blog will have to remain merely a place for me to vent until further notice.  With work, school, and my novel, I just don't have the time.  I'm very sorry, and I'll attempt to get things back to normal soon, if you really want me to.  But otherwise, I just can't do it.

Now for a noveling update.  The novel train has been hopelessly derailed.  The motherboard on my laptop blew out, and is hopelessly damaged.  The lastest part of the novel I had was about 4,000 words shorter than the one on the laptop.  So I ran frantically all over town, bought a new laptop.  And have some of my techie friends trying to recover the information off the old laptop.  I should know by tonight, so keep your fingers crossed for me. 

Tags: nano wrimo
Current Location: working
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Broken Angel-Hanson

First, I just barely realized that I hadn't posted this yet...oops!  My novel has taken over my brain, I've been forgetting things all day.  And btw, the noveling is going well, I'm 2,000 words ahead of my target word count....so I'm doing well.  But I was sitting her watching Smackdown and went, Shit I haven't posted the blog yet today.

Douchebag of the Day:  Because I'm currently staring at this douchbag, I've chosen...JBL.  I just despise this man more every time he opens his damn mouth.  Tonight's he's all butt sore because nobody voted for him, and is just being mean spirited and whiny.  Shut the fuck up already, nobody cares!

Supernatural:  This eppy started really weird but it grew on my in the end.  I've vowed that I'll never go to my grandma's house again.  Cause if she went anywhere near the knifes...I'd freak.  lol.  And the ending was fantastic!  So overall, a win.

Tags: jbl, nano wrimo, supernatural
Current Location: sitting on my couch at home
Current Mood: distracted

Still a widdle bit in the Halloween mood guys, so bear with me.  I had a great time, circle was fantastic, and the party was even better.  I managed to watch a little bit of Ghost Hunters Live, with Elijah Burke.  I was sad, I wanted to see him scream like a bitch and pee himself.  But alas, that was not in the cards!  The thing about the bat was funny though. lol.  I started writing for Nano this morning, and I'm already ahead on my word count.  I'm trying to give myself a comfortable cushion for days when the writing doesn't go as well.  Now, onward and upward.

Douchebag of the Day: Congratulations Dog Chapman.  A tape was released by National Enquirer today, of Dog speaking with his son Tucker (who works for the family business)  In the tape Dog insists that in order for Tucker to continue working for him he needs to break up with his *n word* girlfriend.  Not because she's black, but because the "n" word is one that they use in their home all the time, and she might cause problems about it.  Frankly, I'm shocked!  Clearly he wasn't thinking about what he said, and it was very inappropriate.  

Criminal Minds:  Just when I think this show can't get anymore twisted...it does!  I will NEVER EVER look at a missing person's flyer the same way again.  And we get our new character...whom I hate btw.  First the actor sucks, I've hated everything he's ever done.  And two, why is his character so damned much like Gideon?  I was pissed off about that.  They're going to have to work hard to redeem themselves after this one.

Well kids, mom has to get back to work.  Enjoy Supernatural tonight! 

Tags: criminal minds, dog chapman, elijah burke, nano wrimo, samhain
Current Location: in the great abyss
Current Mood: groggy
Current Music: Whiskey Falls, "Last Train Running"

Well my dear cyberbitches, it's that time of year again.  I am busy working on my coven's ritual, so this will be quick.  Anyway, I had a great day off yesterday, I sat around and didn't do a goddamn thing....it was heavenly.  Oh, remember tomorrow I start Nano....so don't expect too much from my fried synapses next month, but I'll do my best.  My muse struck last night with a working title for the novel-Schooling of a Monster-I love it.  And the plot has been coming to me in little flashes all day, so I'm in pretty good shape for tomorrow.

Douchebag of the Day: Mark Henry.  I am so tired of this guy, then he goes and wins that HORRENDOUS match on ECW last night.  I thought he was quitting the business when his contract expires....lord no one was complaining....so go away and leave us in peace.  

Dancing with the Stars-*reaches out to Cameron*  NO CAMERON MATHISON NOOOOO!!!  Come back!!  What the fuck is wrong with you people?!  Who didn't vote for Cameron?  *looks as hands go up*  All of you get your asses to the dungeon, NOW, that type of misbehavior will be punished.

Reaper-I'm officially off this show's bandwagon.  It just gets stupider and stupider, and less and less funny.  I'm done with it.  I won't bother recapping it anymore...it's the epitome of bad writing.

ECW-Overall, not bad.  The Halloween Extreme Rules match was hilarious...I could not stop laughing.  Let's see...Johnny is the new number one contender.....woot woot!  Even though he's in trouble for that cheap shot at Punk....but he made it up to me by quoting more of that poetry lol.  And Punk beat some jobber...good for him hehe.  And the monster mash match was just as horrible as I thought it would be.....booorrrring!

Well, kids...it's that time again.  Time to say goodbye.  *hands out tissues*  Don't cry, I'll be back....I promise.  Happy Halloween!   Have fun, be safe...and party hardy!  *giggle*  Hardy....*pictures Jeff*  ok, I digress....later!

 

Tags: dancing with the stars, ecw, halloween, nano wrimo, reaper
Current Location: chatting with my muses
Current Mood: excited

Well, palies, sorry this is up so late.  I was informed that I  had to take the day off work today....not that I complained...and I nearly forgot.  So, because I'm busy, this'll be short and quick.

Douchebag of the day: Jonathan Coachman.  I'm tired of his self-serving, narcissistic ways.  And now he wants to murder Hornswoggle...not nice.

RAW-awesome, and more awesome.  Jeff was great, H was great....it was all great.

Dancing with the Stars-Didn't really watch.  But from what I saw they did well.  Voted for Maks anyway.


So that's it, told ya it would be short and sweet...lol.  Now back to ECW!

Tags: dancing with the stars, raw
Current Location: sitting on my couch, watching ECW
Current Mood: busy

 Alright, so let's keep this short and sweet....cause we don't even wanna get into the levels of tiredness I'm experiencing today lol.  I was up on Pogo alllll weekend....and watched Cyber Sunday......then had to watch it again with my sister.  I was up til so late, and had to get up at the asscrack of dawn for work...so I'm sleepy.  So, douchebags of the week.  For the week of 10/15 congratulations Mr. Kennedy...it's about time you got a win ya fuckin idiot.  And for the week of 10-22 congratulation to the Undertaker.  It was a tight race with Jamie Noble...came down to one vote, but ultimately the big fat whiny bitch took it.

Douchebag of the Day: Since I have no idea who to name as douche of the day today, I'm going to fulfill a promise to my twista sista, Squee.  Today's Douchebag of the Day is Lana from Smallville.  Now I haven't watched SV recently, so I have no idea why she deserves this right now.  But she is a complete slore, selfish, bitchy...and generally a waste of space on that show.  We thought we got rid of her....but noooooo they bring her back...whatever!

Smackdown:  I don't know why but I was severely disappointed in last week's sd.  The matches were crap, the commentary sucked.  I just wasn't feelin it I guess.  And Matt Hardy *eyes tear up....huggles matt*  you looked like shit man!  I'm happy you're ok, but you look like you got hit by a bus.  Stupid Rey Mysterio and that damned knee brace.

I'll also confess that I completely forgot to watch anything else...Bloodties, Moonlight....oops.  I have them on my dvr, but I haven't watched them yet....Pogo sucked me in.  And I've been preparing for Nano like fuckin crazy, so yeah, oops!  Well, till next time my cyberbitches...laters! 

P.S.....to the wonderful cyberbitch who commented his (or her) vote with Under(wear)taker.....lmao, you had me laughing till I couldn't breathe.  So bravo!

Tags: kennedy, nano wrimo, pogo, smackdown, undertaker
Current Location: matt hardy's house, playing nursemaid
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Velvet Revolvers

I have no idea how I feel today...isn't that weird?  I'm a little sad, because Phil just got called out of town and I have no clue when he'll be back.  Hopefully by Monday, but you never know.  But I'm happy because I FINALLY have internet access at home...so I have my pogo back.  lol, and I was playing all night last night.  And I'm excited that Cyber Sunday is this weekend.  But I'm bored.  So yeah....whatever, I'll just get on with business.

Douchebag of the day:  Today this honor goes Skankarella 1.  In case you don't know who that is....think blonde chick demon on Supernatural....Ruby I think her name is.  Anyway, first she keeps dangling this whole "I know how to save Dean" thing in Sammy's face.  Then she dares Sammy to kill her....which he should have but didn't.  NOW, she's making passes at him.  Hands off bitch!  That potentially evil hunter is all ours...back off.  *grabs shotgun to strengthen the point*  Sam might not kill you, but I will.

Supernatural:  While it wasn't my favorite episode so far this season, it was still good.  I was hoping for a little more scare, but was disappointed in that arena.  Dean's little heart to heart with the demon was...um....interesting and enlightening.  Sammy actually got to save the day.  And who had money on "the creepy priest did it"?  Cause I did, and I was right lol.  And I'm still thoroughly convinced that our dear Sammy Winchester is, in fact, evil.

Tonight is Smackdown and SGA night...so enjoy.  And if you need me, I'll probably be on pogo allllll weekend, so look for me there.  And remember, there's a double douchebag of the week poll this week...because I forgot last week.  

Tags: cyber sunday, pogo, sga, smackdown, supernatural
Current Location: escaping the dungeon of the palace of wisdom
Current Mood: conflicted
Current Music: Jason Michael Carroll-Livin Our Love Song

 Happy Supernatural Thursday!  I've seen the spoilers and junk for this eppy, and it looks fantastic.  This is gonna be short and sweet, cause I have novel planning to do.  Nano is about to start, in exactly 7 days, and I have some characters to profile...and a bunch of other junk before next week.  Also, expect this blog to get really thin and varied in November......I'll be busy writing a novel lol.  I'll do my best to keep up, but I can't make any promises.

Douchebag of the day-Congratulations to DirecTV.  Because of your incompetance I have missed Prisonbreak and House last week, and will probably miss both again next week.  Because when baseball is on, they like to switch the regular programming to a different channel....which is fine except they DON'T TELL YOU THE NEW CHANNEL!!!  It's maddening, then I call and they act like I'm crazy and don't know what I'm talking about.  So congratulations you giant pile of douchebags!

Criminal Minds-Fantabulous totally Reid-centric eppy.  First, how screwed up was that family?  Made mine seem almost normal! lol.  And Reid interrogating the kid, completely fexy!  That man can interrogate me anytime, I'll confess to anything I promise.  I wonder if he ever apologized for insinuating that the kid molested his cousin....he should have.  But it was great, I loved it.

On a closing note, let's all please send our warm thoughts and prayers to Matt Hardy.  He was injured at the Smackdown taping on Tuesday.  A 7-inch gash to the head and 35 stitches!  *jaw drops*  Dam!  He says he's ok, and hopes to be at Cyber Sunday...but a prayer or two couldn't hurt.  And watch Supernatural!  Or else! 

Tags: criminal minds, directv, matt hardy, nano wrimo
Current Location: locked in the dungeon of the palace of wisdom
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Criss Angel: System 1

Ok, first, it was a long night for me, so don't expect too much.  Second, I'm still working off a pretty bad concussion, so my brain ain't exactly at 100%.  If you haven't heard that story yet......the short version: My mother's boyfriend attempted to beat me up.  Phil intervened and beat the hell out of him, but I still ended up in the hospital with 25 stiches in my back , bruises from head to toe and a concussion.  There, that's the short version.

Douchebag of the day:  Congratulations to The Undertaker.  I had to do it man....after the story I heard about you today!  Here's the story.There was an incident involving Undertaker and Chris Masters during a Taker & Kane vs. Finlay & Masters match last week at a house show in Scotland. It all started when Taker started working over Masters' arm early in the match. Masters tagged out and just stood there on the apron without selling the pain. On the other side of the ring, Taker was gesturing to Masters as if to say, "Sell your arm, dumbass." Masters still wasn't doing anything, and then Taker actually yelled it across the ring. Masters sold a bit and then apparently forgot again.  Masters was tagged back into the match, and apparently Undertaker roughed him up, blooding and perhaps breaking his nose. Masters then started having trouble breathing and got completely blown up. He finally rolled out of the ring and sold like he'd hurt his arm legit. As it turns out, Masters actually dislocated his elbow at some point.  So, with that.....let's do the song and dance:   *sings*  Ohhh...taker is a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.....he's a bitch, he's a bitch....he's a BIG, FAT, WHINY, BIIIIIIITTTTCHHHH!!  *takes a bow*

ECW- It was pretty damn good.  I love this little bitch fight they have going with Morrison and Miz.  And that tag match was very interesting.  I could have done without Big Titty V.....*shrugs* but what can ya do?!  And JONNHY MORRISON....you are NEVER allowed to say anything about anyone screaming your name ever again.  I was sitting on the couch with Phil when he said that, and nearly swooned right onto the floor!  The smutty thoughts that are running through my brain since then....could probably get me arrested....maybe even sent to hell.

Reaper-I gave this show one last chance and it sorta paid off.  It was better than the previous eppys have been, but still not great.  I do like that they're adding a little more depth....what with dad and all his secrets.  But still, not the best, I might have to jump off this bandwagon soon.

Dancing-Good damn thing Mark went home!  Did I call it, or did I call it?  *pats self on back*

Well kiddos...it's about that time again.  I have things to do, people to talk to.  Toodles!

Tags: christ masters, dancing with the stars, ecw, john morrison, phil, reaper, undertaker
Current Location: the palace of wisdom.....with johnny morrison *wink wink*
Current Mood: sore