This and That

The Muses' Strike

2007-11-08T20:51:13Z

Well, guys and gals...it appears that my muses have decided to take up with the Hollywood Writers' strike. *shakes fist* You lousy bastards! Get your asses back here and help me write this novel! Yeah, I came up with the most brilliant idea for a book today....something completely different than what I'm writing right now. I'm so desperately tempted to just scrap my current novel and start over with this new idea.

I won't, because I'm over 13,000 words in now. This new idea will have to be put on the back burner. I cannot seem to make the story come together the past day or so. Nothing seems to want to work....my characters are doing things that they're aren't supposed to, plot lines are crumbling, subplots are emerging out of nowhere. I think I've slammed my head into the desk in frustration enough times to have permanent brain damage at this point lol. But I will continue plugging along, I'll write what I can and work my ass off, hoping that my inspiration will return in a few days.

Oh, and I wanted to express a couple of frustrations that I'm having with WWE right now too. *gets out the soapbox* Warning, rant about to start. Ok, I read on wwe.com today that Chris Masters was released from WWE. First, I won the pool....lol...we all saw it coming. He was suspended a few months ago for failing a drug test. He was suspended again LAST WEEK for failing another drug test. I think we all saw it coming. But with the roster as thin as it is right now, mostly because of injuries, you would THINK that our boys could keep themselves out of trouble. I really like Chris Masters, I think he had a lot of potential and a lot of talent. TNA probably won't touch him now, because of how many times he's been caught with steroids.....not that I would go back to watching TNA is Masters showed up there anyway. That is a sacrifice I will only make for a select few *cough*jeffhardy*cough*. Don't misunderstand me....I'm not angry with WWE...frankly I completely back them up on this one. I'm tired of my wrestlers getting their hands caught in the cookie jar....enough is enough. I am officially sending ALLL OF THEM to rehab, effective immediately. I don't care if they've never failed a test before in their lives...they're still going lol. And the Drugs are Bad speech from South Park will be piped in 24 hours a day. Those who have failed tests before will be beaten regularly. And by the time I'm finished with them, they will learn.......DRUGS ARE BADDDDD!!! Learn it, live it, love it bitches! Speaking as a recovering drug addict, I think I know what I'm speaking about.....all of you, to rehab now!

Damn, I actually feel a lot better. lol. And somewhere in the middle of all that, I came up with a great idea for my novel. *shrugs* So that's good. Anyway, I'm off to watch the video from Ghost Hunters Live....the part where Elijah Burke screams like a pansy bitch and runs away. *laughs hysterically* I always knew he was a complete pansy ass girly man....and I was right.

Uncomfortable Announcement

2007-11-06T21:22:49Z

Well my faithful cyber bitches, I have some unfortunate news. Given recent events, this blog will have to remain merely a place for me to vent until further notice. With work, school, and my novel, I just don't have the time. I'm very sorry, and I'll attempt to get things back to normal soon, if you really want me to. But otherwise, I just can't do it.

Now for a noveling update. The novel train has been hopelessly derailed. The motherboard on my laptop blew out, and is hopelessly damaged. The lastest part of the novel I had was about 4,000 words shorter than the one on the laptop. So I ran frantically all over town, bought a new laptop. And have some of my techie friends trying to recover the information off the old laptop. I should know by tonight, so keep your fingers crossed for me.

Noveling Demons

2007-11-03T04:01:47Z

First, I just barely realized that I hadn't posted this yet...oops! My novel has taken over my brain, I've been forgetting things all day. And btw, the noveling is going well, I'm 2,000 words ahead of my target word count....so I'm doing well. But I was sitting her watching Smackdown and went, Shit I haven't posted the blog yet today.

Douchebag of the Day: Because I'm currently staring at this douchbag, I've chosen...JBL. I just despise this man more every time he opens his damn mouth. Tonight's he's all butt sore because nobody voted for him, and is just being mean spirited and whiny. Shut the fuck up already, nobody cares!

Supernatural: This eppy started really weird but it grew on my in the end. I've vowed that I'll never go to my grandma's house again. Cause if she went anywhere near the knifes...I'd freak. lol. And the ending was fantastic! So overall, a win.

View Poll: Douchebag of the Day

Woooooooooooo!!

2007-11-01T20:20:40Z

Still a widdle bit in the Halloween mood guys, so bear with me. I had a great time, circle was fantastic, and the party was even better. I managed to watch a little bit of Ghost Hunters Live, with Elijah Burke. I was sad, I wanted to see him scream like a bitch and pee himself. But alas, that was not in the cards! The thing about the bat was funny though. lol. I started writing for Nano this morning, and I'm already ahead on my word count. I'm trying to give myself a comfortable cushion for days when the writing doesn't go as well. Now, onward and upward.

Douchebag of the Day: Congratulations Dog Chapman.  A tape was released by National Enquirer today, of Dog speaking with his son Tucker (who works for the family business) In the tape Dog insists that in order for Tucker to continue working for him he needs to break up with his *n word* girlfriend. Not because she's black, but because the "n" word is one that they use in their home all the time, and she might cause problems about it. Frankly, I'm shocked! Clearly he wasn't thinking about what he said, and it was very inappropriate.

Criminal Minds:  Just when I think this show can't get anymore twisted...it does! I will NEVER EVER look at a missing person's flyer the same way again. And we get our new character...whom I hate btw. First the actor sucks, I've hated everything he's ever done. And two, why is his character so damned much like Gideon? I was pissed off about that. They're going to have to work hard to redeem themselves after this one.

Well kids, mom has to get back to work.  Enjoy Supernatural tonight!

Happy Halloween!!!

2007-10-31T19:55:09Z

Well my dear cyberbitches, it's that time of year again. I am busy working on my coven's ritual, so this will be quick. Anyway, I had a great day off yesterday, I sat around and didn't do a goddamn thing....it was heavenly.  Oh, remember tomorrow I start Nano....so don't expect too much from my fried synapses next month, but I'll do my best. My muse struck last night with a working title for the novel-Schooling of a Monster-I love it. And the plot has been coming to me in little flashes all day, so I'm in pretty good shape for tomorrow.

Douchebag of the Day: Mark Henry. I am so tired of this guy, then he goes and wins that HORRENDOUS match on ECW last night. I thought he was quitting the business when his contract expires....lord no one was complaining....so go away and leave us in peace.

Dancing with the Stars-*reaches out to Cameron* NO CAMERON MATHISON NOOOOO!!!  Come back!! What the fuck is wrong with you people?! Who didn't vote for Cameron? *looks as hands go up* All of you get your asses to the dungeon, NOW, that type of misbehavior will be punished.

Reaper-I'm officially off this show's bandwagon. It just gets stupider and stupider, and less and less funny. I'm done with it. I won't bother recapping it anymore...it's the epitome of bad writing.

ECW-Overall, not bad. The Halloween Extreme Rules match was hilarious...I could not stop laughing. Let's see...Johnny is the new number one contender.....woot woot! Even though he's in trouble for that cheap shot at Punk....but he made it up to me by quoting more of that poetry lol. And Punk beat some jobber...good for him hehe. And the monster mash match was just as horrible as I thought it would be.....booorrrring!

Well, kids...it's that time again. Time to say goodbye. *hands out tissues* Don't cry, I'll be back....I promise. Happy Halloween! Have fun, be safe...and party hardy! *giggle* Hardy....*pictures Jeff* ok, I digress....later!

it's late

2007-10-31T02:51:50Z

Well, palies, sorry this is up so late. I was informed that I had to take the day off work today....not that I complained...and I nearly forgot. So, because I'm busy, this'll be short and quick.

Douchebag of the day: Jonathan Coachman. I'm tired of his self-serving, narcissistic ways. And now he wants to murder Hornswoggle...not nice.

RAW-awesome, and more awesome. Jeff was great, H was great....it was all great.

Dancing with the Stars-Didn't really watch. But from what I saw they did well. Voted for Maks anyway.

So that's it, told ya it would be short and sweet...lol. Now back to ECW!

yawns

2007-10-29T19:58:44Z

Alright, so let's keep this short and sweet....cause we don't even wanna get into the levels of tiredness I'm experiencing today lol. I was up on Pogo alllll weekend....and watched Cyber Sunday......then had to watch it again with my sister. I was up til so late, and had to get up at the asscrack of dawn for work...so I'm sleepy. So, douchebags of the week. For the week of 10/15 congratulations Mr. Kennedy...it's about time you got a win ya fuckin idiot. And for the week of 10-22 congratulation to the Undertaker. It was a tight race with Jamie Noble...came down to one vote, but ultimately the big fat whiny bitch took it.

Douchebag of the Day: Since I have no idea who to name as douche of the day today, I'm going to fulfill a promise to my twista sista, Squee. Today's Douchebag of the Day is Lana from Smallville. Now I haven't watched SV recently, so I have no idea why she deserves this right now. But she is a complete slore, selfish, bitchy...and generally a waste of space on that show. We thought we got rid of her....but noooooo they bring her back...whatever!

Smackdown: I don't know why but I was severely disappointed in last week's sd. The matches were crap, the commentary sucked. I just wasn't feelin it I guess. And Matt Hardy *eyes tear up....huggles matt* you looked like shit man! I'm happy you're ok, but you look like you got hit by a bus. Stupid Rey Mysterio and that damned knee brace.

I'll also confess that I completely forgot to watch anything else...Bloodties, Moonlight....oops. I have them on my dvr, but I haven't watched them yet....Pogo sucked me in. And I've been preparing for Nano like fuckin crazy, so yeah, oops! Well, till next time my cyberbitches...laters!

P.S.....to the wonderful cyberbitch who commented his (or her) vote with Under(wear)taker.....lmao, you had me laughing till I couldn't breathe. So bravo!

conflicted

2007-10-26T20:07:09Z

I have no idea how I feel today...isn't that weird? I'm a little sad, because Phil just got called out of town and I have no clue when he'll be back. Hopefully by Monday, but you never know. But I'm happy because I FINALLY have internet access at home...so I have my pogo back. lol, and I was playing all night last night. And I'm excited that Cyber Sunday is this weekend. But I'm bored. So yeah....whatever, I'll just get on with business.

Douchebag of the day: Today this honor goes Skankarella 1. In case you don't know who that is....think blonde chick demon on Supernatural....Ruby I think her name is. Anyway, first she keeps dangling this whole "I know how to save Dean" thing in Sammy's face. Then she dares Sammy to kill her....which he should have but didn't. NOW, she's making passes at him. Hands off bitch! That potentially evil hunter is all ours...back off. *grabs shotgun to strengthen the point* Sam might not kill you, but I will.

Supernatural: While it wasn't my favorite episode so far this season, it was still good. I was hoping for a little more scare, but was disappointed in that arena. Dean's little heart to heart with the demon was...um....interesting and enlightening. Sammy actually got to save the day. And who had money on "the creepy priest did it"? Cause I did, and I was right lol. And I'm still thoroughly convinced that our dear Sammy Winchester is, in fact, evil.

Tonight is Smackdown and SGA night...so enjoy. And if you need me, I'll probably be on pogo allllll weekend, so look for me there. And remember, there's a double douchebag of the week poll this week...because I forgot last week.

View Poll: Douchebag of the Week

short and sweet

2007-10-25T19:37:50Z

Happy Supernatural Thursday! I've seen the spoilers and junk for this eppy, and it looks fantastic. This is gonna be short and sweet, cause I have novel planning to do. Nano is about to start, in exactly 7 days, and I have some characters to profile...and a bunch of other junk before next week. Also, expect this blog to get really thin and varied in November......I'll be busy writing a novel lol. I'll do my best to keep up, but I can't make any promises.

Douchebag of the day-Congratulations to DirecTV. Because of your incompetance I have missed Prisonbreak and House last week, and will probably miss both again next week. Because when baseball is on, they like to switch the regular programming to a different channel....which is fine except they DON'T TELL YOU THE NEW CHANNEL!!! It's maddening, then I call and they act like I'm crazy and don't know what I'm talking about. So congratulations you giant pile of douchebags!

Criminal Minds-Fantabulous totally Reid-centric eppy. First, how screwed up was that family? Made mine seem almost normal! lol. And Reid interrogating the kid, completely fexy! That man can interrogate me anytime, I'll confess to anything I promise. I wonder if he ever apologized for insinuating that the kid molested his cousin....he should have. But it was great, I loved it.

On a closing note, let's all please send our warm thoughts and prayers to Matt Hardy. He was injured at the Smackdown taping on Tuesday. A 7-inch gash to the head and 35 stitches! *jaw drops* Dam! He says he's ok, and hopes to be at Cyber Sunday...but a prayer or two couldn't hurt. And watch Supernatural! Or else!

gentlemen, gentlemen! shakes head

2007-10-24T20:09:18Z

Ok, first, it was a long night for me, so don't expect too much. Second, I'm still working off a pretty bad concussion, so my brain ain't exactly at 100%. If you haven't heard that story yet......the short version: My mother's boyfriend attempted to beat me up. Phil intervened and beat the hell out of him, but I still ended up in the hospital with 25 stiches in my back , bruises from head to toe and a concussion. There, that's the short version.

Douchebag of the day: Congratulations to The Undertaker. I had to do it man....after the story I heard about you today! Here's the story.There was an incident involving Undertaker and Chris Masters during a Taker & Kane vs. Finlay & Masters match last week at a house show in Scotland. It all started when Taker started working over Masters' arm early in the match. Masters tagged out and just stood there on the apron without selling the pain. On the other side of the ring, Taker was gesturing to Masters as if to say, "Sell your arm, dumbass." Masters still wasn't doing anything, and then Taker actually yelled it across the ring. Masters sold a bit and then apparently forgot again. Masters was tagged back into the match, and apparently Undertaker roughed him up, blooding and perhaps breaking his nose. Masters then started having trouble breathing and got completely blown up. He finally rolled out of the ring and sold like he'd hurt his arm legit. As it turns out, Masters actually dislocated his elbow at some point. So, with that.....let's do the song and dance: *sings* Ohhh...taker is a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.....he's a bitch, he's a bitch....he's a BIG, FAT, WHINY, BIIIIIIITTTTCHHHH!! *takes a bow*

ECW- It was pretty damn good. I love this little bitch fight they have going with Morrison and Miz. And that tag match was very interesting. I could have done without Big Titty V.....*shrugs* but what can ya do?! And JONNHY MORRISON....you are NEVER allowed to say anything about anyone screaming your name ever again. I was sitting on the couch with Phil when he said that, and nearly swooned right onto the floor! The smutty thoughts that are running through my brain since then....could probably get me arrested....maybe even sent to hell.

Reaper-I gave this show one last chance and it sorta paid off. It was better than the previous eppys have been, but still not great. I do like that they're adding a little more depth....what with dad and all his secrets. But still, not the best, I might have to jump off this bandwagon soon.

Dancing-Good damn thing Mark went home! Did I call it, or did I call it? *pats self on back*

Well kiddos...it's about that time again. I have things to do, people to talk to. Toodles!

Hunting time

2007-10-23T19:57:30Z

Well cyberbitches I think it's that time of year again. Douchebag hunting season has officially opened. *grabs shotgun* I am so mad.....so very very mad at one particular person right now. Ok, a coupla people, but mostly one. *radio announcer voice* For more information please see douchebag of the day.

Douchebag of the Day-Well congratulations Mr. Kennedy....you're earned this spot yet again. How dare you say that my darling Jeff has no balls....and comparing him to Hilary Clinton is just unforgivable. *lands a huge upper but to Kennedy's face* I'll show you no balls! *proceeds to beat the living hell out of kennedy*

Dancing with the Stars-Ok so I missed like the first ten minutes cause RAW ran longer than it usually does (not complaing...just an fyi). But how awesome was it when Marie Osmond passed out? That was great! I'm glad she's ok, but it was funny. Let's see....Jennie, Mark Cuban and that Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman lady (I totally forgot her name) all sucked it up royally. Mel deserved a 30...she got ripped off. And everyone else was ok. Honestly, I hope Mark Cuban goes home.....he was the worst of the worst last night.

RAW-Killer awesome guys....killer awesome. Granted, I coulda done without seeing the Diva Search chicks....but oh well, what can ya do?! Candice Michelle took a really nasty fall....apparently she knocked herself cold and has a cracked shoulder blade......I hear she'll be out for 6-8 weeks. That really stinks cause I like her a lot. That new dude....who was up against Carlito.....he's not bad, but I wasn't jumping out of my chair either. Cody Rhodes kicked some ass again. But I'm still not sure what I think about them making him and Hardcore Holly buddies...we'll see. But let's see....Jeff beat up Mr. Kennedy for his slanderous comments at the start of the show. AND....then kicked his ass in the ring during their match......giving him a killer Swanton for the 3-count. I was out of my seat screamin, cheering, and doing the Jeff Hardy victory dance! So yeah, it was great.

Well ladies and worms....that's it for now. I hope it was everything you thought it could be. *snort* Ok I really don't give a damn if you liked it or not....I write this to amuse myself mostly. If you are amused too.....then cool beans...if not....*shrugs* whatever. Til tomorrow!

um so yeah

2007-10-22T19:54:29Z

First, I sincerely apologize for not posting anything on Friday. I've received all your heated emails, and I do apologize. I have an excuse...a valid excuse...I swear to God. I ended up out on the water alllll day long, rescuing a shark who got himself caught in a net. And then I had to babysit the shark allllll night so he didn't die on me. So I honestly had ZERO time to play around. I didn't sleep for nearly 48 hours, so yeah. But we'll do a double douche of the week poll this friday...k?

Douchebag of the day: Today I'm giving that honor to Jamie Noble. Could that moron get any stupider?! Now, I like Jamie, I really do...but really. Everytime he opens his big mouth he ends up sticking his foot in it and getting himself in trouble.  On Friday, he opens his big mouth and pisses off the GM, earning himself a match against undertaker. In the future, I recommend just shutting the hell up, and sending apology flowers WITH NO CARD!

SGA-OMG OMG OMG! Why do they keep trying to kill Ronon? Really?! BAD EVIL SHEPPARD.....BAD!!! Ok, I know it was just a dream, but really...trying to bury him alive?! BAD!! Anyway, I liked it. A creature who feeds off your fear, it spread by touch, and can kill you with your dreams. Now that kicks ass.

Blood Ties-Wow, really just wow. This was a fantastic episode. Lycanthropes and a dude who hunts lycanthropes. I thought the idea was incredibly original, and it was wonderfully executed. One issue I had? The cat they kept calling a jaguar....was a PANTHER!! Yes, I know that all black jaguar do exist...they do. But the cat that was in the episose was a panther, so that kinda irritated me a little.

Smackdown-Eh! Coulda been better, coulda been a hell of a lot worse. Now I knew that ECW guys were gonna come visit, but why Big Titty V?! I want him to go die in a plane crash.....not ruin Smackdown!! Let's see, more heat between MVP and Matt Hardy....awesome as always. ("I think you're way above a caddy" *snort* awesome) MVP needs to learn how to listen.....he said DON'T interfere in his match your over-indulged pampered puss!  More greatness from Chris Masters and Chuck Palumbo. I really like Chuck, he's growing on me quickly. And I got to be conflicted over Drew McIntyre and Brian Major. I love them both, I couldn't decide who I wanted to win....it was rough. And let's see....Batista finally knocked some sense into the devil incarnate (ie JBL).....woot woot. Jamie Noble opened his fat mouth and stuck his foot in it again *rolls eyes* And Rey Mysterio got to beat up on MVP for awhile....not too shabby. Alright, I change my mind while writing this...it was AWESOME!

Well my cyberbitches, I have plenty to do, so I must dash.  Toodles!

On a soapbox!

2007-10-18T20:07:59Z

Well guys, I have donned my witchy hat today....over on the CW boards. I've spent some time now dispelling misconceptions about Wicca....*rolls eyes* And it wasn't even a good misconception. I've been accused of worshipping the devil SO many times...it's not interesting anymore. And just to clarify.....Wiccans don't even believe in the devil, let alone worship the devil. I mean if you're gonna accuse me of something, make it something good...lol. Like accuse me of eating babies.....laughable.....not true....but interesting. Or accuse me of having giant sex orgies.....also not true but interesting. I was actually a widdle disappointed that the orgy one isn't true....*sigh*. Anyway, I'll go ahead and climb off the witchy soapbox and get down to business. Oh, one more thing....I got an email asking me what the Wiccan Rede is....and how a binding spell CAN violate it. Basicalliny the rede is the set of guidlines that pagans live by....it's very long, so I won't post the whole thing here, but the most important couplet goes like this "An if it harm none, do what we will." Basically, as long as you're not hurting anyone (even unintentionally) you can do what you please...but this included infringing on people's free will. Now a binding spell CAN infringe on someone's free will based on how its worded....since the point is to stop a certain behavior in someone. This complication can be avoided IF you word it carefully stating that you want the person to reap the karma of their behavior quicker and those consequences to curb the behavior. So there ya go....now onward and upward.

Douchebag of the day-Congratulations goes to a married couple in Idaho (I forgot their names). These idiots were mourning the loss of their pet dog....and held a funeral service, inviting all their friends. There was even a euglogy....ridiculous right? Well it gets worse...they were so distraught over the loss of their dog, that after the funeral when everyone left....both husband and wife hung themselves in their bedroom. Now, I don't know about you....but I don't love my dog THAT much!

Criminal Minds-Eh! I can take it or leave it really. It was certainly creepy, and made a statement about the foster care system. But I was totally opposed to the killing of cats...that creeped me out. And some parts of it seemed a little too unrealistic for me...but overall a good episode. And, I repeat my question from last season, WHY is the unsub always the hot guy? lol

Alright guys, it's Supernatural night...enjoy! I'm off to prepare my witchy lesson plan for tonight...and I'm considering making another blog all about me and my witchy stuff...since so many of you have questions. But I'll keep you posted on that later. Toodles!

oh the humanity!

2007-10-17T19:53:23Z

Just a warning cyber-groupies, I am NOT in the best mood today. I was this morning, I was ecstatic! But certain people want to try bringing me down and pissing me off. But more on that in Douchebag of the day....one of these idiots is getting the nom today. And...away we go!

Douchebag of the Day....for the sake of privacy I'll call him Chuck. Cause that's exactly what he makes me wanna do....upchuck! This idiot is running around the boards insisting that he knows more than me about wrestling, Supernatural, and a host of other things. I have been accused of being shallow, arrogant, and gullible. In addition....he had the nerve to slander my Jeff Hardy! NO ONE slanders Jeff Hardy! So in case the prick has decided to stalk me over here too.....here's to you......the Douchebag of the Day. And now...to the fun part of the blog today.....the recap.

Dancing with the Stars-Didn't watch. I caught a few seconds of Wade Robson....but then I felt like I was on a bad acid trip and changed the channel. But Floyd went home....really?! He was NOT the worst dancer on Monday night.....not even in the bottom three in my opinion. And Mel and Maks were in the bottom two? What the fuck people? Did we all forget to vote? Mel and Maks were my favorite from this week....seriously, what the hell?!

Reaper-I decided to give this show a second chance...and was disappointed again. Same formula......different escaped soul. All these episodes are complete cookie-cutters of each other and it's getting old really fast. AND....if you're going to make you escaped soul look and act just like Criss Angel (except the accent)......TRY AND BOOK CRISS FUCKING ANGEL!!! Cause that blatant copying is just not cool.

ECW-*stands up and applauds* Its about fuckin time we had a good ECW! We bring over a few peeps from Smackdown and suddenly BAM....awesome show! Seriously, it was great....beyond great....it was fantastic. Miz, Big Daddy V, & John Morrison vs Punk and Kane! And Punk and Kane kicked their asses royally. The tag match with Jesse and Festus was good....I'm really starting to like those two. They need to continue this trend of borrowing SD stars....and our ECW boys going to visit SD every now and then. Which...from what I hear....is the new plan, to permanently have the two brands co-mingle. About time they did something (anything) to improve ECW.

what a night!

2007-10-16T20:07:10Z

Am I the only one who's still in shock over RAW last night? I mean really? *jaw drops* It was grand....truly grand. And that's saveus.222 promo is driving me crazy....that and the mysterious links on the wwe website. I've been reduced to going through that promo frame by frame looking for changing....deciphering biblical references...it's been maddening. They just need to tell me, I'm losing my mind (what little of it there is left anyway). I'm pretty sure it has to do with the return of Chris Jericho....I'm about 90% sure that's what it is, but it's driving me mad. Alright....enough of my insanity, onward and upward!

Today's Douchebag of the Day is........*drumroll* Mr. Kennedy!!! Yes, for the second time this month, he has found his own onto my shit list. Interrupting Jeff's match that way....then HBK's match! I hate that man so venomously! Who the hell does he think he is? Go jump off a bridge you arrogant prick!

Dancing with the Stars-I actually watched the whole thing. Overall I was surprised by some of the scores. I thought that Mel and Maks did SO SO SO well, but they scored lower than Sabrina and Mark?! I think the judges were clearly high. And to top it off....I have that damn Goo Goo Dolls song stuck in my head now...thanks Helio!! The weakest dance? By far it was Jane Seymour....it was just bland. Sorry, but it was.

RAW: Have I mentioned that this was fantastic? Putting Randy Orton in three matches.....against the three people he COULD be facing at Cyber Sunday! Awesome! So the Douchebag interrupts Jeff's match....right when he was about to get the pinfall! I was pissed off, I wanted to kill him in that moment....costing Jeff the match like that. JUMP OFF A CLIFF ASSHOLE! But Jeff got a small margin of revenge during Kennedy's match against Randy....and Kennedy lost too. Booyah Jeff!! Let's see my dear Kendrick was forced to job to one of the fuckin Highlanders again. I'm gonna start a riot...it's just not right. Let's see....that little demonstration from MacMahon was sickening and demented. I felt so bad for the poor jobber, he certainly earned his paycheck last night...poor kid. Frankly, I was in shock, what was the point? Anyway, then Randy vs. HBK....I was so nervous for our champion. HBK is out for blood......Randy's blood to be precise. But Kennedy interfered again (cue the eye roll) and then Jeff decided to interfere....and things got really interesting for a minute there. Overall, a truly awesome show, can't wait to see what's planned for next week.

Well, that's it for today kids. Yes, I know...the Bachelor was missing from the recap. I fell asleep...sorry! lol. Til next time....stay awesome my cyber groupies. Toodles! Oh, and ps.....don't forget to watch ECW tonight on SciFi.

A landslide!

2007-10-15T20:14:06Z

So we have a lot to recap and do today, so I'll get straight to the point. We had a landslide vote with Douchebag of the Week. Congratulations to MVP, our second ever Douche of the week! Glad to see you all despise him as much as I do.   And yes this vote included all email votes...so there.

Today's douchebag of the day.....Smackdown's very own JBL. God I hate him. He seems to believe that all live in awe of him, when really I want him to die in a car crash. There is no way in hell that he's getting chosen as the special ref for the Heavyweight match...not against Stone Cold. I'm tired of his arrogant bullshit, just shut up and leave us all alone.

Moonlight-Another home run for this series. I couldn't have been happier. A feral vampire? KILLER! And it looks like we might be seeing some blood sucking next week....double awesome.

Blood Ties-*does a happy dance* It's back, it's back, it's back!!! For a season premiere though, it kinda sucked. We got plenty of Henry, which was nice. But a demon that frankly resembles a giant penis that possesses people and it trying to "move up the food chain" as it were. What was the demon's purpose in life? Why was is possessing people? I have no idea, but it wasn't that great.

SGA- AAAHHHH!!!! Poor Ronan, he finally meets us with some of his own people, and they're lying little bastards. Selling them out to the Wraith that way, shameful!  Go die in a fire all of you! The fight scenes were awesome. It was a great eppy overall. Can't wait for next week.

Smackdown-The awesomeness continued here. Chuck Palumbo put a serious beatdown on Chris Masters....who took a cheap shot (like usual) after the match was over. Again, Jesse and Festus surprised me and did very well. I'm actually starting to like these guys! We saw the debut of one Drew McIntyre...against Bret Major. I was torn, because Drew did very well and I wanted to see him win (which he did), but I really really like Bret Major and hated to see him lose. Let's see, the Brothers of Destruction totally demolished Matt Hardy and MVP. But didn't we all see that one coming? But the Rey vs Finlay match....*jaw drops* OMFG! I had no idea who got disqualified, who won, who was number one contender....no idea! Come to find out they decided to have Undertaker be number one contender...which kinda sucks (I was hopin for Rey). Overall, bravo wwe...another fabulous smackdown!

So, reminder RAW is on tonight. Don't forget to tune in....HBK is out for blood....preferably Randy Orton's....it's gonna be good.  Oh, and let's all send our warmest thoughts and prayers to Jeff Hardy. I hear he sustained a minor neck injury during a match over the weekend. X-rays indicate that he's ok, and he should be in the ring tonight....but I'm still worried. He just got back, he can't leave again! So Jeff, I'll be prayin for ya....hope you feel 100% soon! Toodles!

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

2007-10-12T20:03:51Z

Hola Cyber-groupies! I'm feeling quite random today, so I was tempted to just post nonense and see who stayed with me lol. But I won't, I'll try and pull it together long enough to post something half-way decent. Oh, btw, I know a bunch of you have asked about pics of my puppy, so I'll post one for ya today. And, also for those who asked, yes this is the "sign from God dog." hehe. Here's the story. I have wanted to get a new dog for MONTHS....I had to put my last baby (Kodi) to sleep a little over a year ago. Well Phil didn't want a dog....and he was very vocal about it actually. Then I was looking at the website for a local animal shelter and happened to see a little pit bull puppy (which is my favorite breed)....and his name was Nero (no I'm not kidding). It was a sign from God that I was supposed to have that puppy. My favorite breed AND he just so happens to share his name with my favorite wrestler of all time Jeffrey NERO Hardy! I tried that angle with Phil and it didn't work. But then we had a HUGE HUGE fight, and he was wrong....and he felt so bad about it, that he got me the puppy. It all worked out.....and now he loves the dog dearly, and keeps puppy-napping him from me.

So that's my baby....isn't he cute? I think he has Jeff's eyes...lol. Now, on to Douchebag of the day....and the douche of the week poll. Today's douchebag is....*drumroll*.....Dave from Survivor: China. For trying to pull the same shit he did on Ashley. Trying to make everyone think that HE wasn't the problem. It might have worked with getting Ashley voted out, but really to try it again with someone else was just moronic. Guess what? Everyone figured out that HE was the problem, not anyone else, and he got voted out. But congrats, you're consolation prize is this nomination as Douchebag of the Day.

Survivor: I pretty much summed it up right there. Dave is gone....yippee. Jean Robert is still a pretentious condescending asshole...and I want someone to strangle him. Jaime (is that her name?) is looking more and more anorexic every day....give her a sandwich PLEASE!! And Erik is still mega sexy!

Supernatural-I'll try and recap without bursting into tears again ok? This was the make it or break it eppy for Supernatural. Dean meets up with an old one night stand (wait, she was a two night stand) and meets her son...who could be his. If they had given Dean an illegitimate child, I would have stopped watching Supernatural. No joke, I seriously would have. In addition, I would have started riots and the streets would have run with blood hehe. But in the end Dean learns a valuable lesson about what his father must have gone through raising him, and seems to have a new attitude about this whole year to live thing....and the kid ain't his. Praise the Lord! lol. But the creepy changling children.....reduced me to tears of sheer terror. I vow that I will never have children...nor will I look in the mirror every again. I had to sleep with my lights on last night, and slept on the couch because my bed is right underneath the window. lol. Woot woot for Supernatural....you scared me silly! Oh, and skankarella one.....oh, she's a demon! YES!!! Kripke does love us, I am totally on board with skankarella now....because what happens to demons on SN? They die!! lol.

Don't forget to watch Smackdown tonight....Matt Hardy and The Pampered Princess are going up against Kane and Undertaker. They're gonna get whooped, but it'll be fun to watch. Oh, and everyone vote for douche of the week.....anon's you have to post a comment with you vote. okies? okies!

View Poll: Douche of the Week 10/08-10/12

bleh

2007-10-11T20:01:28Z

First, I'd like to apologize-in advance- for any and all spelling and grammatical errors that may be in today's blog. Also, if I suddenly seem like I'm not speaking English anymore....sorry. The pain killers for my shoulder are wreaking havoc on my poor brain.

So, today's Douchebag of the Day.....is MVP. I don't know why, I just kinda feel like it. I despise that pampered little princess and want him to suck on rat poison. He's whiny, as marginal wrestling talent...and is just an all-around moron. I was rewatching some of my Smackdown eppys last night, and realized just what a complete idiot he really is. lol. So he gets the nod from me today, just because I feel like it.

Recap:

Criminal Minds-Coulda been better, coulda been worse. I nearly cried when Spencer and Morgan got stuck in that elevator. I hate elevators anyway, and their panic made me panic a little. Overall is wasn't bad, the unsub was super uber creepy, but I thought it moved a little slowly. Not much to say really, except that I'm never going to a therapist EVER EVER again! lol.Oh, and the little exchange between Spencer and Prentiss, made me cry...it was so cute and sweet and sad and adorable....*sigh* I love that man!

So, really, honestly....that's all I watched last night. I started watching Kitchen Nightmares...til the Vicodin kicked in and I fell asleep. Don't forget, Supernatural is on tonight. It's the creepy demon-child episode....so I'll be sleeping with the lights on and running from child for the next week. So my cyber-groupies, I am out for today. Toodles!

what a day, what a day.

2007-10-10T20:15:05Z

To put it simply, I'm just not feeling like myself today. The longer story, my shoulder is killin me and I'm living in pain killer land. lol. The even longer story....Mike dislocated my shoulder on Monday night after RAW. He was pissed that I beat him in a wrestling match after No Mercy and wanted a rematch.....a Submission match. I said cool. But after about ten minutes, he powerslammed me on the desk in my living room, and dislocated my shoulder. I sucked it up, finished the match....and made him cry uncle like the little bitch he is.....THEN we went to the hospital. I was feeling ok yesterday, just a little bruised, but I feel like shit today. So bear with me....and mike.....I'm watching you. You got something BAAADDD comin your way soon, watch your back man!

So, the Douchebag of the Day is....John Doe from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. This idiot tried to get change for a one million dollar bill on Saturday at his local Giant Eagle. When the cashier refused, and confiscated the fake bill, the idiot grabbed the scanner gun and started threatening people with it. The police arrived soon after, and he has refused to give them his name so far. Congratulations sir....you are a douchebag!

A very short recap for now, my shoulder is really hurting. And I have to get back to voting for Cyber Sunday! And if ONE MORE PERSON tells me it's rigged, I'm gonna get crazy on someone's ass. We all know it's rigged....but let me live in denial for awhile...please?!

ECW-BOOORRRIINGG!! Again. I hate the match ups lately. Although it was good to see John Morrison again. Welcome back John....how was your suspension? Did we learn anything? *john nods* Good...we learned that drugs are bad...right? lol. Poor Punk....I know it's a fake injury, but still, he's too good at selling it. I nearly cried. That match was the ONLY good part of the evening. Oh, and Big Daddy V and Miz.....go die in a fire. Seriously...go now...die...in...fire. lol

Dancing with the Stars-Didn't really watch, nothing interesting. Wayne went home, finally. Guess all his voters died of old age this week lol.

lights.....pyro.......entrance music

2007-10-09T20:12:12Z

'EEEELLLOOOO BITCHES!!! lol *coughs* ok, don't mind me....strange mood. Seriously, don't ask me what the hell that was, cause I couldn't tell ya. I lost my mind for a minute and thought I was a Superstar. Anyhoo, my sista from anotha mista has brought it to my attention that I've been neglecting my tags lately. Yes, I admit it, I've been lazy. But I'll try to get back on top of that. Also, a little warning, I watched hardly anything last night, I kept falling asleep. So the recap might be lacking, but I promise I didn't mean to.

Now for the illustrious nomination of Douchebag of the Day. Today's contender is Hugh Williams from Greensboro, North Carolina (sorry matt and jeff, he's from your neck of the woods). This moron had a problem with yellowjackets. The yellowjackets had build a hive (or whatever) in his wall. To fix the problem, he drilled a hole through the outside wall, and poured in all sorts of chemical agents, including but not limited to lighter fluid and gasoline. When that moronic idea failed to achieve any results, he shoved some paper into the drilled out hole and lit it on fire. *headdesk* Needless to say the man is now homeless. But I am proposing that we shoot the idiot in the head, you know, survival of the fittest and all. So congratulations Mr. Williams....you are the douchebag of the day.

Onward and upward my cyber groupies....the *coughpatheticcough* recap for today.

Dancing with the Stars-I fell asleep after Maks was on, so I don't really know what happened. But I thought everyone I saw did well. And we all know how much I love seeing Maks strip. But.....*facepalm* acting all shy and covering his nipples on national television.....I was embarrassed for you doll. Have you no shame? I can probably guess that Wayne sucked it up and Helio got the best score. I don't know it to be true, it's an educated guess.

The Bachelor- I woke up long enough to see Brad's twin brother. They may call Brad the sexiest bachelor of all time, but his brother Chad is a whole other level of sexy. And of course he's married....all the good ones are taken. Damn universe...stacking the odds against me that way.

RAW-Did you think I'd forget to watch? Hell no! Let's see, Triple H still clearly has not learned his lesson about back-talking the boss. Jeff learned his lesson a few weeks ago, and has behaved himself. Maybe he needs to give H a few pointers. So H got the shit beat out of him....compliments of Randy Orton (aka MacMahon's ass kisser) and Umaga (aka MacMahon's bitch). Last we saw him, he was bleeding and being assisted out of the ring. Have we learned our lesson yet? Yes, it was funny, but was it worth it? Oh oh oh...Jeff had a truly spectacular match against Mr. Kennedy. Even though he nearly gave me a heart attack jumping off that top rope and nearly busting his jaw in half on the security wall......not nice Jeff....it was great. And he picked up a win which was even better. London and Kendrick were forced to job to the Highlanders....who's stupid idea was that anyway? They don't get the push they deserve on RAW...go back to Smackdown boys. Oh, and Mr. MacMahon put Randy Orton on a pedestal (literally) and tried to force all the other Superstars to wish him the best. That didn't work well, seeing as Shawn Michaels crashed the party and kicked Randy's ass. Good to see HBK back...and he looks like he's out for blood (probably Orton's lol). I just hope they don't make Randy drop that title too soon, I like seeing him as champ.

Well kids, that's about it. Told ya it would suck. Now I'll start working on those tags....toodles!

Wow, I'm shocked.

2007-10-08T20:01:08Z

First of all, I'm shocked that you guys actually voted.....kudos to you my cyber-groupies. That's like the most comments I've ever had. lol.  Also, it was nearly a four way tie too, really awesome. But a vote came in at the last second...and the winner of the first ever Douchebag of the Week is.......*drumroll* Dean Winchester! And yes this includes the votes that were emailed to me, so don't get all pissy that I forgot you. Now, I've had a very hard time coming up with a nominee for Douchbag of the Day, it's taken a lot of thought, but I think I've made the right decision.

Douchebag of the day....on this 8th of October, in the year of our Lord 2007. *giggle* ok I went a little over the top there. Anyway.....the douche is Finlay. Yes, that's right Finlay, you've done it.  You've made the list, congratulations. First, I don't even know WHY you have a problem with Rey Mysterio in the first place. But faking an injury and then jumping off the stretcher to attack him at No Mercy! That reaches a new low my friend. So, that act, in short, makes you sir a douchebag. Now, on to the recap...which is being overrun today by wrestling! lol

Smackdown-Really, really good.  The best SD we've seen in a long time. I love this whole feud with Matt and MVP...it's by far the best thing wwe has going on right now. I still had to fight the urge to strangle JBL, but what else is new there right? I cannot wait for the MVP & Matt vs Brothers of Destruction match this week, it's gonna be interesting to say the least. But, once again, we see the same crap wrapping up the show. Khali beats the hell out of Rey Mysterio, and Batista runs in to save the day. *yawn* How many weeks in a row have we seen that now? Oh, and we also saw the debut of Jesse and Festus...it was interesting. I had heard that they're dark matches were terrible, so I didn't have a lot of hope. But it was pretty good, not nearly as hopeless as I was expecting. And, on the subject of tag teams, why the hell won't they give the Majors a bigger push? Those two are awesome, but we haven't seen them in weeks, it's ridiculous.

Moonlight- Coupla things to say about this show real quick. This eppy was sooooo much better than the pilot, which was terrible. I have hope for this show now.  Not only is Mr. Vampire totally hot, the storyline was actually interesting.  I can hardly wait for next week, it's starting to pull me in now.

SGA- Yeah, yeah, squee finally got to me and has me watching this show now too. Overall, pretty good. I spend a good deal of it being confused, but I have a steep learning curve. I'll catch up and be on track soon, I promise. But I'm worried about Weir, although I doubt that she's dead. Best scene, when we thought the team had been caught and were gonna get their minds read....and it was a fantasy that Weir created. Awesome!

Oh, and of course I watched No Mercy last night. Best ppv in a long time, in my not so humble opinion. Whoever thought up the angle with the WWE title deserves a raise, cause that was fuckin awesome! Best match of the night: Last Man Standing with Randy Orton and Triple H. Second Best: Six-man tag match, Jeff Hardy with London and Kendrick vs Cade and Murdoch with Mr Kennedy.  All the matches were great, but those two stood out above the others. And, on a more personal note.....screw all you Cena mark bitches!! Randy Orton is the CHAMPION!!!! *does a victory dance* Now let the Legend Killer era commence! And Cena, darling, we'll miss you, get better soon....but thank God you don't have that title anymore. Okies, I'm outta here. Remember, RAW is on tonight. And don't miss Prisonbreak, Dancing with the Stars, and the Bachelor! Toodles!

steffiebaby14 @ 2007-10-05T13:26:00

2007-10-05T20:31:07Z

View Poll: Douchebag of the Week

giggle

2007-10-05T20:15:06Z

Fair warning cyber groupies, I am in an extremely giggly mood and I have no idea why. I'll try to channel my usual snark for the recap, but I can't promise anything. So I found this picture today, and I have no idea why I found it so funny....but I couldn't stop laughing, so I thought I'd share.

LMAO!! It's just hilarious. Ok, so for Douchebag of the day. I hereby award this title to Dean Winchester today. Shocking I know. But Dean's attitude last night was unacceptable. Dean, you do not want to die....you want to live. You WILL find someway to break this deal, or I'll kill you myself. Stop being a moron and wallowing in self-pity and DO SOMETHING!!! There is a loophole in the deal somewhere, now find it. Now, the very short recap-

Supernatural-Pretty good, not the best season premiere I've ever seen. I'm not a fan of Skankarella One...but her knife is really cool. Dean is being dense, and Sam is being pissy. I love the role Bobby has taken, kinda being a mentor to the boys, it was good to see. Let's see, the preview for next week nearly left me in tears. I can't handle creepy demon kids....I almost had to sleep with the lights on, and it was just a preview.

Oh, fyi, I'm gonna try and post a poll. I am starting up a contest...called Douchebag of the week. Just read over all the nominees from the week, and vote for the biggest idiot. We'll see if you guys like is, and if it takes off...if not, we don't do it again. Ultimately we'll have a Douchebag of the Month, and eventually Douchebag of the year. lol....unless you guys hate the idea. And don't forget to watch smackdown tonight....according to Matt Hardy it's gonna be awesome.

most depressing eppy ever!

2007-10-04T19:54:06Z

It's that time again babies. hehe, I'm having so much fun with all these names for you guys. So, first off, today is the season premiere of Supernatural!! *squeels and happy dances with gutter boys* It's been a long ass summer, but our boys are back. And in honor of the day, I'm listenting to my Supernatural soundtrack...lol...self made obviously. Oh, I got my puppy last night! Phil finally gave in...praise the lord. Nero is adjusting to life in my house well, and he adores the cat already. I took some cute pictures of him out in the yard yesterday, I'll try to post them tomorrow. I don't really feel like tracking them down today.

Now, on to Douchebag of the Day. This stupid ho won the day hands down. Agent Hotchner's wife...congratulations you are the douchebag of the day. You married an FBI agent, you knew what your were gettting. NOW you wanna whine and bitch about how you want him to quit, because *mocking whiny voice* it isn't fair! Then when he says, tough luck, you leave him? What a fuckin idiot! You cant't buy a washing machine and then get pissed off when it won't dry your clothes! Seriously, she is one dumbass woman.

What did I watch last night? I know it was good......*ponders* Oh yeah...ok recap time.

Kitchen Nightmares: I don't get to catch this one often, but it always reaffirms my belief in not eating out. So last night the kitchen wasn't THAT bad, mostly it was a menu and a management problem. Frankly, the eppy wasn't that great, I was bored most of the time. Except when the manager totally lost his mind and started screaming at the owner in front of a restaurant full of customers. That was hilarious! Other than that brief moment I sat aroun admiring Gordan Ramsay's ass in those jeans.....*grrr*

Criminal Minds: Have we read the title of today's blog? That about sums it up. Agent Strauss is a bitch, and so it's Hotch's wife. Morgan is still hot. We got tons of forearm porn (thank you lord) from my hunny bunny, Dr. Reid. *sighs* Oh Spencer, how I love you! And I never, EVER wanted to see Eddie Cibrian (sp?) as a psychotic serial killer who uses his son to lure women to his home, and carves their heart out while their still alive and conscious. *jaw drops* That was a whole new level of twisted! But, bright side......we got to see the man getting out of the shower lol. Oh, and another bright side...Gideon didn't kill himself. *wipes brow* Whew! I was so relieved that they didn't write him out that way.

Well guys and dolls, it's that time again. Time to say goodbye. (at least until tomorrow) Don't forget....Supernatural season premiere tonight on the CW at 9. *radio announcer's voice* Channel 44, cable 12....lol. Toodles.

short and sweet

2007-10-03T19:54:30Z

Well cyber-groupies this will probably be shorter than I know you would like. But I'm very busy, and have a whole long project to start writing for my Advanced Marine Science class, and a host of other crap.....but I'll do my best.

First, the Douchebag of the Day. Today there are two, I couldn't decide which was the bigger moron. Winner number one: The entire creative team at ECW. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I could do a better job in my sleep! Letting Dreamer ACTUALLY WIN a match (for once) and then saying, "oh nevermind, we're gonna let Big Daddy V have a title shot." I repeat, what the fuck is wrong with you? Our second winner: Mandy Patinkin. Tonight's Criminal Minds eppy will be his last. All because he had to go and throw a hissy fit....bite me Patinkin, bite me!

Alright, so...what did I watch last night? *ponder* Oh *snaps* right!

Dancing with the Stars- BOOORRRING! I hate the results shows. And how the hell did Albert get voted off? He was awesome! I did my best, I voted for him. And let's count it as one more loss for the eye candy. Soon Maks will be the only eye candy left this season...lol, not that I'm complaining about that, just stating a fact.

ECW-*folds arms and huffs* Don't even get me started on how retarded this one was. You put Mike Knox in the ring with Punk? No one likes Knox, and he sucks....whatever! Stupid match, Punk deserves better opponents than that. Hell, Punk (and Morrison) deserve a better brand! Oh and for the first fuckin time (in ages) they actually let Dreamer win, and then pull that shit? No one likes V....we certainly don't want to see his fat ass in the ring....let alone in a title match. I swear to god, if they give that belt to V, I will stop watching ECW. Even the wonderfulness of Punk and Morrison will not dissuade me!

Alright, so enough with the anger. I'm also getting my puppy today. *happy dances* And it's Criminal Minds day! So enjoy, and leave the ranting and raving to me...your job is to be happy. I'll do the angry thing...lol.

This and That

The Muses' Strike

Uncomfortable Announcement

Noveling Demons

Woooooooooooo!!

Happy Halloween!!!

it's late

*yawns*

conflicted

short and sweet

gentlemen, gentlemen! *shakes head*

Hunting time

um so yeah

On a soapbox!

oh the humanity!

what a night!

A landslide!

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

bleh

what a day, what a day.

*lights.....pyro.......entrance music*

Wow, I'm shocked.

steffiebaby14 @ 2007-10-05T13:26:00

*giggle*

most depressing eppy ever!

short and sweet

yawns

gentlemen, gentlemen! shakes head

lights.....pyro.......entrance music

giggle